The Pope and the Queen of England are on the same stage at an Anglican and Catholic commemoration of the Anglo-Irish accords. The crowd is HUGE-THOUSANDS. Her majesty and his holiness cant help but have a little rivalry, both being heads of churches and all. The Queen says to the Pope, "Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every English person in the crowd go wild?" He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, The royal-gloved wave elicits rapture and cheering from every Englishman in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides. The Pope, not wanting to be outdone by someone wearing a worse frock and hat than he, considers what he could do. So the Pope says to the Queen, "Your Majesty, That was impressive. But did you know that with one little wave of MY hand I can make every Irish person in the crowd go crazy with joy? Their joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will speak forever of this day and rejoice. They will recount it to their grandchildren and they to their descendants." The Queen seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little wave of your hand and all Irish people will rejoice forever? Show me." So the Pope SLAPS her.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

yeah but i dont understand how you can complain to one group for making racist remarks while you yourself are doing it on a different post

Lets see if I can explain this so even you can understand. This particular thread is about Republican humor. That means jokes abut the British would be the main ingredient. (Read the subject title next time)

And these are also JOKES. Not our personal opinions.

NorCal, like it or lump it :)

Reminds me some other joke :


Racism is just like the Brits. It shouldn't exist.

so if i make a thread called 'Nazi Jokes' it's ok? fuck off

Fuck off?

Make me :)

NorCal, I think you have been getting a bit too much sun B)

Well, mo cairde... perhaps this "neutral" joke will get us back to topic... ;)

Bh� fear agus a bhean ch�ile ag turas�ireacht i
gContae Dh�n na nGall. Th�inig siad go dt� teach
uaigneach ceanntu� sna sl�ibhte. Bh� seanfhear ina
ch�na� ansin.
"C�ard a dh�anamh t� nuair at� t� tinn?" arsa an
turas�ir. "An bhfuil aon docht�ir in aice liom?"
"N�l g� againn de dhocht�ir� anseo," arsa an
seanfhear. "Faigheann muid b�s le hadhairt
in�r gcontae."



Translation
A man and a woman were traveling County Donegal.
They came to a lonely cottage in the mountains.
An old man lived there.
"What do you do when you are ill? Is there a doctor around?"
"We don't need doctors here", said the old man.
"In our County the people die of natural cause."


;)
Sl�n, a chairde... agus beannacht libh...

Thaistil Sasanach ar traein go Baile �tha Cliath.
Chonaic s� dh� chlog ar an St�isi�n � Conghaile.
Bh� s� a c�ig tar �is a tr� ar clog amh�in agus a
cheathr� tar �is a tr� ar an clog eile.

"C�n f�th a bhfuil g� ag �ireannach le dh� chlog
mura bhfuil an t-am ceanna acu?" ar seisean le
h�ireannach. "C�n f�th a bhfuil g� ag Sasanach
le dh� chlog m� bhfuil an t-am ceanna acu?"
arsa an t�ireannach.


Translation
An Englishman travelled to Dublin by train.
He saw two clocks at the Conolly Station.
It was 5 past 3 on the one clock and
quarter past 3 on the other clock.

"Why does the Irishman have two clocks, when
they don't show the same time?" he asked an
Irishman. "Why does the Englishman have two
clocks when they both do show the same time?"
he said to the Irishman.


Sin mo sc�al is m� t� br�ag ann, ...b�odh!
This is my story, and if you find a lie in it, ...keep it!
;)

Mar at� sin...
...rachaidh m� a lu� anois...

Sl�n le cheile...

@Roidsear: www.irelandman.deright? :lol:

Sure, feel free to make a thread like that. Just not here, since it doesn't have anything to do with anything we want to talk about.

But personally, I enjoy a nazi joke as much as the next guy.

A fatally wounded German soldier asked his chaplain to grant one final wish. "Place a picture of Hitler on one side of me, and a picture of Goering on the other side. That way I can die like Jesus, between two thieves."

I didn't see anywhere in the forum rules that I could not post off-topic subjects... but i did see a rule saying that you cannot post any offensive content... even the moderators don't follow their own rules, pathetic.

Stop now, NorCalGuitarist. If you can't make the difference between real racism and jokes, that's not my problem and I can't help you. This very thread is supposed to be good fun, don't bring silly debates in here. Thanks

This post has been edited by Charlotte: Jul 9 2004, 09:17 AM

yeah, whatever...ignorant fucks

abusive language will not be tolerated